A song for the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch-Mike Jeffries

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So because I am incredibly cool and have slightly too much time on my hands today I decided to write song to Mike Jeffries, the CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch who if you have read my last post will know  is a sorry excuse for a man. So I ask you to sit back with the tune of ‘Beautiful’ by Christina Aguilera  in your minds and sing my song…..


I can’t look at you

Everyday is so wonderful,

Then suddenly,

We read your views.

Now you must be so insecure,

From all the bullying,

as a child.

You are ugly,

That is fair to say,

Surgery didn’t help you.

You are ugly,

In every single way.

Yes this song will bring you down,

Oh yes,

Its gonna bring you down today.

To all of us you are a total prick,

So arrogant,

In every way.

Trying hard to put us down,

You won succeed,

We can go to H&M,

They cater for everyone.

You are ugly,

In every single way.

Your words won’t bring us down,

Oh no.

You are ugly,

That is fair to say.

No your words won’t bring us down,

Oh no,

We’re gonna bring you down today.

No matter what you say,

(no matter what you say)

No matter how hard you try,

(no matter how hard you try)

We’re all beautifully unique,

Not a mass produced freak.

And everywhere you go,

(and everywhere you go)

People will always know,

(people will always know)

That your that prick,

From Abercrombie and Fitch.

You are ugly,

That is fair to say,

Your words don’t mean a thing,

Oh no.

We are beautiful,

In every single way,

No your words can’t bring us down,

Oh no,

So don’t try and bring us down today.

Oh, oh,

You won’t bring us down today,

You won’t bring us down,

Today.

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